The new day came sooner than I had hoped, in fact about five hours later … never mind still fired up from the previous day, we headed off to Big Blue – the dreaded Ikea.
Now having vowed never to frequent their doorstep again, I decided that Ikea Canada should at least be given one chance to prove itself different from the Croydon crematorium – so having spent several hours of deep meditation and having entered a Zen like state we entered the house of all things wood and meat balls. Hold on, what do you mean it’s all in stock, why are you being so helpful – I know what will sort this lot out – ok we have three beds, a sofa, four chairs, two bedside tables, a kitchen table, three lamps, three mattresses, knives, forks and spoons – cups, plates pans and a basket thing - when can you deliver this lot then. “Between 4 and 10pm today sir”, said the nice man – bastard!!!
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